From: Chubbies - Wednesday Jun 05, 2019 09:15 pm
my friends call me Casual Shorts Sale, but you, you call me Dr. Shorts Sale. I didn't earn my PhD in being a sale collection to be undermined by some email reader.
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We’re having a Casual Short Sale.

This is not us casually selling shorts. In fact it’s a very formal sale. I’m wearing a bow tie right now.

And I can formally say you can get casual shorts at up to 19% off, with some markdowns over 50% off. So head over there. Casually. Formally. However you do it.

I am a world-renowned dodgeball prospect, as well as super good at doing handstands underwater.

That’s why I love our BRAND NEW and recently restocked compression lined sport shorts

As well as our hybrids that allow me to compete on land and sea.

A little birdie told me we are giving away FREE SHIRTS with purchase on our website right now. I freaked out because I don’t trust talking animals. But I checked the website and the bird was right.

What if the pyramids built the ALIENS this whole time?

~Erich "Think about it" and everyone else at Chubbies

yooooooooo download images muchacho

Important legal mumbo jumbo: Terms and conditions apply to all promotions. Unless specified otherwise, all promotions are online only. Not all sale items eligible for further promotions. See website for details.​ Expedited orders must be placed before 11am PT for day-of shipping. All items noted final sale are final sale.


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