From: Chubbies Accountant - Wednesday Jun 19, 2019 12:06 am
I said we CANNOT sell shorts at 25% off. So now I, the Chubbies Accountant, RESIGN my position until the shorts flash sale is over. This will not stand. It is a bold violation of principles.
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25% off 27 styles of stretch casual and lounge shorts.

Smart business decision? No. Advisable? No. Fun? ABSOLUTELY.

It starts NOW and ends Wednesday at 11:50pm EST.

And remember, if you buy anything today you’ll get an additional 15% off on Julyber Sunday.

Why haven't we EVER had stretch seersucker shorts until this very moment?


The stretchy, seersuckery, present. 

Call this shirt an alternative band, because everyone is gonna be mad when it sells out.

Look when you're talking about a stars and striped-i-fied bamboo infused performance polo that billows in the breeze, fits soft and stretchy, and makes you a force to be reckoned with in both comfort and athletic ability... It's bound to sell out.

I showed all the new colors of our stretch casual shorts to an art expert. He told me if Monet had worn these new colors to paint he would have been a better painter. 

I can't prove that but I feel like it's true.

I went to see the musical "Chairs." It's just 15 seconds of a song and then some jackass steals your seat. Not impressed.

~Joey "Hamilton was much better" Avery and everyone else at Chubbies HQ

Important legal mumbo jumbo: Terms and conditions apply to all promotions. Unless specified otherwise, all promotions are online only. Not all sale items eligible for further promotions. See website for details.​ Expedited orders must be placed before 11am PT for day-of shipping. All items noted final sale are final sale.


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