Chubbies If I Sport You Sport We Sport

Our sport shorts have things nobody else’s sport shorts have. Things like an awesome patterned compression liner, and one time, an expired corn dog in the pocket.

The first one is courtesy of our design team. The second one was my mischievous cousin Jeff playing a trick on me.

There are things we were told not to change about our swim trunks: the stretchiness, the fit, the thigh liberating shortness, the fact that the moment you put them on, a world-beating confidence rushes through your bloodstream and you feel like anything is possible.

So we didn’t change those things. But we made some really cool new prints.

Holy freaking frick! I never thought I’d see Nessy. They said it wasn’t possible. And it turns out I didn’t even have to the Scottish Highlands, I just had to go on our website and look at these shorts.

The other day I stormed into our CEO’s office. I was holding a shirt and I said, “DAMN YOU MAN. I was sipping my 8th cup of coffee and I realized… WE SHOULD SEW A HAT ONTO THIS SHIRT THAT STARTS AT THE NECK.”

He told me that was called a hoodie, then had security escort me off the premises. Well, I’m betting he liked the idea because we have 5 NEW HOODIES on the website.

362 Days until it’s the 4th of July.

~Joey "WOOHOO" Avery and the sparklers at Chubbies

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