Chubbies INFO REGARDING CHUBBIES

This is Duncan Smothers from the Chubbies Data Team and I'm here to share with you some important, highly scientific and time-sensitive information regarding your recent visit to the site.

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING GRAPHS:

**apologies to vegetarians and vegans. Please just replace the word "corndog" with "bowls of three-bean chili."

Alright, well that pretty much sums it up for me and the Data Team. Meet you back on the site? Here's a button to get you back on the right track:

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