Chubbies i wish

You know how when you’re slam-dunking your apple core into the trashcan and you just don’t have the right mix of comfortable fabric and flexibility in your shorts?

We find that lack of capability disgusting, so we invented a LOUNGE COURTSIDE SHORT. Fitted with our best fabric, bottom taping, and zipper front pockets. It’s the best at home slam-dunking short you’ll find. You’ll never apartment sport the same.

Pro tip: These sold out in a week last year. Don't be the person who doesn't get a pair this time.

Sometimes I really think Chubbies started in the wrong generation. I’m saying this right now because man, I’m imagining Larry Bird and Magic going 1v1 in these bad boys, nailing 3’s and some silky smooth floaters.

It’s one thing to give away bottle openers, drink umbrellas, and coasters… BUT SHORTS?? FREE SHORTS?!

I’m gunna go update my Linked-In because the Marketing Department has clearly come off the rails. That said, I’d suggest you take advantage of this outrageous deal, which is, to be clear: BUY SOME SHORTS, GET ANOTHER PAIR OF SHORTS FREE.

Is it possible for one of you guys to build a time machine so I can give Bird a pair of these bad boys? Let me know.

~Connor “Larry Bird is a top 10 player of all time” Laird and the basketball analysts at Chubbies

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Sent from Chubbies Shorts 2720 Taylor St, Suite 310, San Francisco, CA 94133

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