Cosmopolitan I Had Sex Like 'Gossip Girl's Serena van der Woodsen for a Week

From: Cosmopolitan - Sunday Jul 11, 2021 04:06 pm

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I Had Sex Like Gossip Girl's Serena van der Woodsen for a Week

Hey there, Upper East Siders. With the Gossip Girl reboot hitting HBO today, I wanted to do something very “scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite” to honor the return of the series.

But because I can't jet off to Spain with some guy I just met or write a bestselling novel spilling all my influential friends' dirty secrets, I figured having sex like Serena van der Woodsen would be the next best thing.

She might not have the same iconic one-liners as Blair, and, no, she doesn’t get it on in the back of a limo or with a teacher in the costume closet, but what Serena lacks in comebacks and Chuck Bass sex, she makes up for in being, well, Serena.

After pulling out a plaid skirt and consciously choosing not to brush my long, blonde hair, I studied a few of S’s most salacious situations to create a week’s worth of sex fit for the true queen of the Upper East Side. The days I wasn't going at it, I was busy falling in love with people after one conversation and shit-talking my friends on a blog. (You know, Serena stuff!)

The good news: You don’t have to wait to read about my experience in a Gossip Girl blast. Here are all the dirty details surrounding my week of Serena sex. You know what they say: Good news travels fast but scandalous news travels faster...

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