Lifehacker How to Give a Lazy Blowjob

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From: Lifehacker Newsletter - Tuesday Oct 23, 2018 06:00 pm
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Gizmodo October 23, 2018
How to Give a Lazy Blowjob
In honor of Evil Week, I’m here to teach you how to give a lazy blowjob. First, some caveats: Penises are awesome, blowjobs are fun, and it’s important to be as generous and giving with your partner as you would like them to be with you. But sometimes it’s late, you’re tired, and you just want to get your partner off without a ton of effort. Here are some ways to give a great blowjob, the lazy way.
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