Dieter Bohn We bought a flamethrower

Wanted: a streaming box that knows everything I have ever seen and filters it all out. Then it filters out all the stuff that I obviously don't like. Then it filters in the new stuff from the people I do like. It also shows some other stuff that might be good. No, not more Netflix originals. Then it filters out the stuff my friends said would be great but isn't. Then it filters out all the Terrence Malick movies that are too Terrence Malick (you know which ones). Then it filters in the thing that's going to be trending on Twitter next week. Then it filters out everything longer than the time remaining before I fall asleep on the couch.