Dieter Bohn Happy Prime Day! And may the deals be ever in your favor!

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From: The Verge - Tuesday Jul 17, 2018 02:00 pm
Command Line newsletter

Ladies and gentlemen,

Today, we will select the 24 tributes, which will fight for their families to win the fourth annual Prime Day. I’m happy to be here and that each of you are here, too.

Some time ago, our nation had to withstand earthquakes, floods, and storms. But we were strong, and our country originated from the ashes. But then, Seattle and its 13 headquarters — which are surrounding it — grew, and the remote headquarters rebelled. So the Capitol had to defeat this rebellion and HQ13 was destroyed. So that nothing like that will ever happen again, we invented Prime Day.

Now, I wish good luck to the districts and their tributes! Happy Prime Day! And may the deals be ever in your favor.


-Chaim
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