Dieter Bohn Samsung's Note 9: now with more Note

Me? I want a small phone. Some people? They want big phones! It's a wild world we live in, a Goldilocks plot with billion-dollar consequences. Today, the big phone people got some new just-right porridge to slurp on: the Samsung Galaxy Note 9.

Most notably, the phone includes a Bluetooth S Pen, which sounds surprisingly useful. You can use the button to launch the camera, as a remote shutter, or to page through slides during a presentation.

It's a small innovation for such a big phone. But credit to Samsung for keeping life interesting. Maybe, one day, someone will make a phone for me.