Chubbies so friggin technical..

I did the math, and you have about 13 seconds before I send this email to the rest of our customers, which means you have 13 seconds to get over to the site and check out our dang ULTIMATE TRAINING SHORTS.

They’re limited edition, and they WILL NOT be here long. Godspeed.

We know how much y'all love liners. We can't friggin' keep any of our lined swim or compression lined sport shorts in stock. Well, get ready for your next favorite lined short that we'll never be able to keep on the virtual shelves: THE LEISURE LINED LOUNGE. Our softest shorts, now WITH A LINER.

Does anyone remember the Nike Elite Socks era? If you didn’t have 10 pairs of those bad boys in middle school, you weren’t my friend.

~Connor “Double up the socks, neons were my favorites” Laird

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