Chubbies Is it Friday yet?

IT IS FRIDAY. I really hope this goes out on a Friday. Anyways, Chubbies just restocked their awesome FRIDAY SHIRTS and dropped ALL NEW PATTERNS. These are some of our best shirts yet, so don’t miss out. And, if it’s not Friday, just pretend it is. Leave work early, have a drink, who cares? It’s Friday man. 

The items in the collection are the official attire for all 4th of July pool parties and fireworks displays. These are the shorts George Washington would’ve worn if we made shorts in 1776. This is our most red, white, and blue collection yet. Introducing THE PATRIOTIC COLLECTION.

Pro Tip: When at the beach, don’t fall asleep in a beach chair with a donut on your chest. You will wake up in incredible sunburnt pain with a very weird tan line. 

~Blake “Donut still tasted good tho” von Thaden and sunburnt folks at Chubbies HQ. 

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