Chubbies IT'S ON BABY

I think the deal makers at Chubbies have gone a little bonkers, you know? They’ve gone a bit off the rails, they’ve lost their marbles, some of their screws came loose, they fried their microchips.

They’re telling me that we’re offering 30% OFF SITEWIDE.

I really think they’re going mad up there ‘cause it seems too good to be true. Whatever they’re thinking, this deal won’t last long. I’d take advantage before the deal makers start to realize I hypnotized them.

Use the code below at checkout:

MADNESS30

*Trucker Jackets, Fleece Lounge, Holiday, and Clearance items excluded from sale.

Stop me if you’ve had this problem before. You wanna buy multiple Hoodies or Quarter Zips, but you couldn’t possibly buy more than one. Allow me to wash away your woes.

This weekend, when you buy either two Hoodies or two Quarter Zips, or one of each, you’re gonna get $30 off. PLUS get an additional 30% off when you use the code MADNESS30 at checkout. 

*Bundles can be an assortment of hoodies and quarter zips. Select discount at checkout.

Apparently I need to get my hearing checked. Last week, during our product brainstorm meeting, my boss told me to bring in some inspiration for our new Christmas Socks.

I could have sworn they said "Christmas rocks." So you can imagine my embarrassment when I came to work the next day with a big ole' pile of decorated rocks.

Anyways, we made some CHRISTMAS SOCKS I guess, and apparently they’re FREE with purchases of $100 or more. 

*Select free gift at checkout, can not be combined with other offers.

Who makes the rules for what constitutes an “illegal exotic pet” and how do I return a Kinkajou?

~Mason “Asking for myself. It’s destroying my apartment” Robinson and the animal lovers at Chubbies

Important legal mumbo jumbo: Terms and conditions apply to all promotions. Unless specified otherwise, all promotions are online only. Not all sale items eligible for further promotions. All sale items are final sale. See website for details.​ Expedited orders must be placed before 11am PT for day-of shipping.

Sent from Chubbies Shorts 
200 Academy Dr. Suite 10, Austin, TX 78704
​Questions? Send us a text: (512) 357-7845
 

Never wanna hear from us again? Dang, that's harsh, but if you must, you can unsubscribe here.