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I Love You, Bitch Valentine's Day Candle

$30.00

The aroma of a French flower market with a blend of coconut, peach, and white berries. Mid notes of fresh roses, magnolias, gardenia, and tuberose on a bed of sweet vanilla and soft woody notes.

You're The Tits Fruit Loops Scented Candle

$30.00

Sweet orange, tangy cherry, and sweet vanilla bean with sandalwood create this nostalgic cereal scent that's inspired by the Fruit Loops cereal.

Not Today, Satan! Brown Sugar And Fig Scented Candle

$30.00

Romantic and luxurious, Brown Sugar and Fig is a warm embrace for your senses. Top notes of ripe fig, caramelized sugar, and a touch of sea salt come through right away, while deep brown sugar makes up the heart of this fragrance. Dark musk and amber in the base reinforce the richness of this enticing scent.

Best Friends Black Raspberry Vanilla Scented Candle

$30.00

Blackberry and apple touched by jasmine and violet warm the bloom, supported by naturally creamy sweet orange blossom.

Week From Hell Sparkling Grapefruit Mint Scented Candle

$30.00

Smells like Sparkling Grapefruit & Mint. A refreshing, fruity fragrance with notes of grapefruit, rhubarb, mint, thyme, and bergamot.

Adulting Coconut Bourbon Scented Candle

$30.00

Top notes of shredded coconut, Kentucky bourbon, whipped butter, apple peel, and peach skin with mid notes of clove bud, Tahitian vanilla, and jasmine petal on a dry base of blonde cedar, heliotrope, and sheer musk.

Powerful Woman Baja Cactus Blossom Scented Candle

$30.00

The alluring beauty of a cactus flower is captured in a blend of bergamot, fresh white flowers, green cactus stems, sunkissed coconut, and softwoods.

Galentine's Day Valentine's Day Candle

$30.00

Top notes of sparkling pear, peach nectar, and wild berries with mid notes of water lily, apple blossom, tiare flower, and jasmine on a base of vanilla orchid, sandalwood, coconut milk, and chiffon musk.