Shut Up & Take My Money 💥 The Explosive New Way to Send Greeting Cards 💥

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From: Shut Up & Take My Money - Tuesday Apr 12, 2022 12:27 am
Introducing the new Glitter Bomb Greeting Cards!
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Shut Up And Take My Money

💥 The Explosive New Way to Send Greeting Cards 💥

With the new exploding glitter bomb greeting card, your greeting card game to grandma will never be the same!
Image of Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card

Happy Birthday! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card

$14.99
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Congratulations! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card

$14.99
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Just Because - Glitter Bomb Card

$12.99
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Happy Birthday to You and Your Saggy Melons! - Glitter Bomb Card

$12.99
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I Didn't Know How to Thank You - Glitter Bomb Card

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Happy Birthday to You and Your Tiny Penis (NSFW) - Glitter Bomb Card

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Congrats NSFW - Glitter Bomb Card

$12.99
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Image of Happy F*cking Birthday - Glitter Bomb Card

Happy F*cking Birthday - Glitter Bomb Card

$12.99
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Thank You - Glitter Bomb Card

$13.99
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Mother's Day is coming up! Be sure to get this card for her.

This endless Mother's Day card plays a loop of "mom, mommy, mamma, mom, mom" until the battery dies!
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Want to add more glitter? Check out our Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb!
Image of Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb

Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb

$23.99
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Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition

$23.99
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Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

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Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb

$23.99
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